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Medical Advancements





Four doctors, an Israeli, German, Russian and an American, were discussing medical advancements in their respected nations:

The Israeli doctor  says: “In Israel medicine is so advanced that we can remove a man’s testicles, put them into another man, 6 weeks later he is already looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, put it into another and within just 4 weeks he’ll be looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Well, In Russia we take out half a heart from one person, put it into another person’s chest, and in only 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor brushes it all off and responds: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us. In the United States we grabbed a man out of the Senate with no brains, no heart and no balls, put him into the oval office, now, a short two years later, the entire country is looking for work!”

 

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