Vermin Supreme took part at the Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum on December 19. Seriously, New Hampshire actually had him take part in the debate. Full video here

I am leaning in the direction of supporting this guy. At least he’s honest, tells you in your face that he wants to control your life, and he promises to give every American a free Pony. A Pony!!! I’m even willing to look away the compulsory tooth brushing law. Who wouldn’t commit to brush their teeth every day for a free pony? Think how much easier it will be to get your kids to brush their teeth.

With all the phonies out their, going for the pony may well be our last hope.